Thursday, April 20, 2006

Oh Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!

Mike had enjoyed watching The Ten Commandments at Easter/Passover before I met him, but I think it took the addition of me and our friend Julianna to turn this event into performance art. From the pompous introduction by Cecil B. DeMille to the reference to the Lost Ark of the Covenant at the end, this movie is one, long, participatory celebration for us. We eagerly await our favorite lines, delivered with gusto by this cast of brilliant hams. We cheer as Yul Brynner flourishes his cape, as Anne Baxter slinks and purrs and rages. We love how Charlton Heston over-pronounces his consonants when he says "God" (sounds like "ihGGahDDuh"). By the time we reach the Exodus, we're exhausted from laughter, and we usually watch much of the rest of the movie on fast forward. We pay no attention at all to the actual delivery of the 10 commandments; for us, the movie is effectively over when Rameses returns from the Red Sea, and instead of killing Nefretiri, drops into his throne, and the two stare blankly forward, defeated.

In 1995, Julianna showed up with a theme dessert: a Red Sea of Jello and Cool Whip, parted by a paper Moses standing at one end. The Jello creation immediately became the centerpiece of our holiday tradition. Most of these have been photographed,* so I have used them to create my first Flickr set. The exhibit is best viewed by scrolling to the bottom of the page and working your way up. Enjoy!

*Sadly, no photographic record remains of 2001's creation of the Hounds and Jackals board game, or of 1997, our one departure from "The Ten Commandments" to watch "Ben Hur" (Julianna created, of course, the chariot race in Jello).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Don, for this immortal cyber-tribute! In the future, we'll have to add "Yarmando at Blogspot" to the list of "Philo, Josephus, and The Holy Scriptures" at the beginning of the film. Most excellent.
-JL

Cat said...

I laughed, I cried . . . it made me hungry. This is the most delightful and excellent display of JelloArt I've ever seen. JL is truly a talent beyond any mere mortal! Thank you for sharing, Yarmando . . . I will never see that movie through the same eyes again.

Anonymous said...

Do you know the Groucho song, Lydia the Queen of Tattoos?

Well, here's a Ten Commandments edition. Are you ready?

Lilia O Lilia
O have you met Lilia
Lilia the water lady
She has charms that men adore so
And her water's even more so
Lilia O Lilia
You know you love Lilia
Lilia the pride of the Jews
When Baka gives her that first sparkly dress
She makes like a shiksa in deep distress
And Edward G Robinson causes her stress
You should raise your cup to Lilia!
:)
-JL

FiberQat said...

This is the most hilarious use of Jell-O I have ever seen! I showed your post to a friend; she said "OMG they're turning it into Rocky Horror."