Exactly two weeks ago, I came down with a cold. Sore throat, headache, cough.  So that I wouldn't keep Mike awake, I slept on the couch.  I took Friday off sick from work.  Better Saturday, but worse Sunday.  I tried to go into work on Monday, but went home after half a day.  Feeling worse, I took Tuesday off too.
Wednesday I went to UrgentCare for them to confirm that it really was just a cold.  Doctor said it probably was, but if I wasn't getting better in a few days, get a 
Z-Pak prescription filled.  Also, here's some cough syrup with codeine.  Increasingly miserable, I slept in the bed and Mike gallantly took the couch.

Thursday morning my eyelid was matted shut with pus from 
conjunctivitis.  I took another day off.
Friday morning, I had an appointment to get blood drawn at my doctor's office.  As soon as that was done, I passed out.  (Well...almost.  It was touch and go).  After the dizziness and nausea passed, I elected to take yet another day off work.  I stopped at the pharmacy on the way home, and started taking the antibiotics.  That night, I finally began feeling better.
Did I need the antibiotics?  Probably not.  The whole thing was probably viral, and I've just helped create more drug-resistant bacteria.
The coda to this tale of antibiotic abuse:  this week, I took Dodger to the vet because he has recurring upper respiratory infections.  His doctor has put him on antibiotics too, probably long term.
A few things I learned over the course of this:
- Even though DayQuil, TheraFlu, and such medicines no longer have pseudoephedrine in theme, you can easily replicate the effects by taking the old active ingredients directly:  Sudafed, Tylenol, Robitussin DM.  At night, add some Benadryl.
- Robitussin started to make me sick, so I switched to vodka, which worked better.
- It's enormously comforting to pop in a DVD of a television series and just select "Play All."  In this way, I've watch two seasons of Arrested Development and reacquainted myself with Firefly and Wonderfalls.